Serious Nibbage Part 55: Montblanc Meisterstück Classique Ultra Black GIVEAWAY!

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1. 9:40 pls
2. Montblanc Ultra black:
   stealthy matte barrel, yet trim’s
   bright – alpine moonlight.
3. Ultra Black is your color
   some don´t fancy you
   some find you quite boring
   to me you´re just perfect
   I must say quite alluring
   Montblanc come home with me.
4. There once was a pen from Germany,
   Whose beauty put me in the infirmary.
   Whence from the brand Mont Blanc,
   And ultra black in its rank,
   With La Couronne du Comte to thank.
5. I'm so sorry, I really tried to write some kind of poem, but I failed. Even in French I can't so in English... Can I still be a part of the giveaway ?
6. MontBlanc Ultra Black
   Would love to find in the mail.
   Then more fun writing.
7. Roses are red, violets are blue.
   Many want this pen and so do I too.
   Montblanc Ultra Black
   to go with my slacks.
8. Montblanc is my ultra black cat,
   He is not the ordinary pet,
   He does my homework, cooks and he's polite,
   But when he eats you better step aside,
   
   And when I wake up during the night,
   I must always turn on the light,
   He's the blackest of the black,
   And If I were to step on his tail he would attack,
   For he's fearless like an alleycat,
   
   But just the other day,
   He heard a "meow" not far away,
   And there she was, as pure as Lenor white,
   Her name was Kiki with green eyes shining bright,
   
   Easy to say the courage was gone,
   And Montblanc thought "what is to be done?"
   He came to me and said "hey, look I'm sorry,
   But can you be my wingman?"
   
   As he's my dearest friend I helped him out,
   And now all day Kiki's around,
   And now he does the laundry, too
   And I said to him "hey, what more are you willing to do?"
   He said, "Not much, I'll put an end,
   I must be a fearless alley cat again",
   
   He talked to Kiki and came back to me,
   "Hey, can I borrow some money, I have to go buy some milk,
   and it's not free!"
   
   Such a wonderful experience I get,
   From Montblanc, my ultra black cat.
9. If you want a Montblanc And You budget is is blanc take a nap And smile cos you ara ultra black. Thanks that guy and the vlog cos you can get one now just remember to say i am going to write.
10. I can't believe I'm doing this
    I'm writing trash for a black pen
    Years of studying the art of poetry
    Seems to have culminated in this literary garbage
    
    I can't believe I'm doing this
    I'm writing a poem for an ultra black pen
    I don't even know what "ultra black" even means,
    But the pen is from Montblanc
    And it looks nice
    
    I'm destroying the English language
    All for a pen
    Do I feel guilty at all?
    Honestly, no
    Why you ask?
    Because I want that pen.
11. There once was a man,
    who made lots of pens.
    He polished them pretty,
    And gave them to friends.
    
    He took great care,
    and none gave them back,
    he saved up his money,
    and made one in matte black.
    
    His dreams were simply
    to one day own a shop
    Like Montblanc did
    the ultra pen stop.
    
    He entered a giveaway,
    one of top rank.
    and when he won,
    he shouted, "Look at my new Mont Blank!"
    
    His french sucked...
12. Pens, oh pens, I love you! I want you by my side.
    Each day when I'm writing, you're in my hand with pride.
    
    Waterman and Montblanc, Kaweco, Parker, Cross,
    Pelikan, Visconti, I really could go on.
    
    Your beauty is so stunning, but my wallet doesn't stretch.
    If I want to own you, to win one's my best bet.
    
    I'll enter in the contest: a Montblanc Ultra Black!
    Imagine if I won you! How amazing's that!
    
    I'd hold you in my right hand, across the page you'd glide.
    A joy to see my words form, watching your ink dry.
    
    We'd go on such adventures (in written word, of course!)
    You'd help me describe travels, my creative mind the source.
    
    We'd always write together, and I'd never let you go!!!
    (But please don't tell my boyfriend that - it's best he didn't know ;) )
    
    So yes, I hope I win you, although my chance is slight.
    But oh if I did win, my smile would be so bright!
    
    You'd help me get my thoughts down: so much to write about!
    The only way you'd stop me, is if your ink ran .....
13. there once was a pen named blanc, who lived on a mont of cloth. The pen grew weary, but his spirit lives on, they call him ultra for he was a black as night and strong as ever. He still lives on in our hearts, that pen of old.
14. I want that pen, I want it now.
    What's it cost? HOLY COW!!
    I must win that sweet Mont Blanc.
    Rhymin' and "gettin' my funny on"
    Ultra sexy, black as night.
    Blasted resin, (fake Ebonite)
    I suck at poems, but that's ok,
    you said it's a random giveaway.
    
    
    :P
    
    
    thanks for the chance at an awesome pen, keep up the great work
    :)
15. I wish I had an ultra black pen
    To be able to send
    A letter that isn't blank
    With the elegance of Montblanc
    I was told to send a postcard
    But was interrupted
    By Trump passing by
    With a thing in his eye
16. I hope I am on time. Here is my entry:
    
    I once met a penasaurus,
    It made me want to sing a chorus,
    As large as large can be,
    Probably larger than the sea,
    With a mighty fine body of black,
    It could be spotted even at the back,
    Sleek and smart and sexy,
    Livelier than good ol' Rexy,
    I stared at its ultra gold teeth,
    And decided I wasn't naming it Keith,
    Something much more sassy,
    Perhaps Montblanc? Oh how classy!
    
    Thanks for the opportunity to win this great pen!
17. I'm ultra happy about this
    What an opportunity it is
    A Montblanc is what I need,
    Such a beautiful black feed
    I want to win this giveaway
    'cause I don't really want to pay
18. As I write this comment here
    I know that soon I'll have a beer
    Soon I'll be twenty-one
    And hopefully hear that I have won
    The beautiful ultra black
    That I will never give back
    If I win that Meisterstück
    I will end up dumbstruck
    Giddy with a montblanc
    I'll end this "poem" with a _____.
19. My weapon of choice once was a pen
    Many a moon and battle ago
    And wielding my trusty old black Montblanc
    I vanquished foe after foe!
    
    We lived in a castle built ultra-strong
    But one night, here came Big Trouble!
    A hurricane landed, demolished the house
    Reduced it completely to rubble.
    
    Running madly about I searched for my pen
    And spied it, safe and resplendent in glory!
    But overcome with excitement I stepped on Montblanc
    And sorrowfully ended this story.
20. Not sure if my commented poem is going through or not...
    Edit: I think it's being removed by a spam filter. I can reply to this comment with my poem though :)